**digs into pocket**
$1.05, 2 paperclips, and a semi-nude picture of Andyman.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, like THOSE aren't all over the internet for free...Originally posted by plain ole' KK:
**digs into pocket**
$1.05, 2 paperclips, and a semi-nude picture of Andyman.
Damn, just waking up from a sugar-induced coma. WAY too many dessert and turkey slices for me.
errr...US$1.07 !!! plus the gum, plus a 2003 calendar and...and...
* Steals Chet glasses
The real glasses used by this security guy in "Kingdom Hospital"
<font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ November 25, 2005 10:33 AM: Message edited by: MM4 ]</font>
**looks around office**
OK, now I have to pull out the big guns.
$1.27, 2 rubber bands, an alligator clip (one of the BIG ones), scissors, and red marker that's just about dead.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Shit......you beat me !!!Originally posted by plain ole' KK:
**looks around office**
OK, now I have to pull out the big guns.
$1.27, 2 rubber bands, an alligator clip (one of the BIG ones), scissors, and red marker that's just about dead.
waitaminute...there is always the....FIRE EXTINGUISHER !!!
* Removes from wall, pin goes out by accident
Oh crap......
OK, this is it. A 4ft 1967 vintage Racquel Welch poster.
Speaking of fire extinguishers, try this. Whenever somebody goes to, um,..... drop the kids off at the pool, give them enough time to sit down and...... begin the process. Then put the fire extinguisher nozzle at the crack at the bottom of the bathroom door, and let her rip. They either have to run out or suffocate.
We were in university - we had nothing better to do that almost kill each other. [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
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